Mandate Beta: Because Who Needs Stability?

Our latest features and roadmap, because you clearly wanted to know about them:

Newly Implemented Features:

• Featureless Feature: Because Less is More(Coming Soon)
• Broken Search Functionality: Because Who Needs Results? (Beta)
• Auto-Randomized Ads: Because Who Needs Personalization?(Coming Soonish)

Roadmap: Where We're Headed:

• Next Release: More Things That Won't Work(Estimated: Never)
• Future Release: More Things That Will Break(Scheduled: Maybe)

Stay tuned for more exciting updates, or don't. We're not really sure what we're doing either.