Bug Report: Because You Asked

Beta bugs are a thing. We're working on it, but you know, for science.

Issue 1: Random Capitalization
We can't be bothered to fix this, but it's not like it's a big deal or anything.
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We'll get toประก this eventually, probably when we're done making excuses.

We have no idea how to stop this, but prophets have told us it's a sign of good luck.

It's a record, we swear. The slowest load time in the world, and we're working on it... eventually.

It's not a bug, it's a feature. Just ask our CEO.