Download and extract the Font Stasis package. This may involve traversing treacherous terrain of corporate bureaucracy or dodging fire-breathing lawyers.
Proceed to Step 2: Font Stasis Deployment
Or, for a more... unconventional approach, navigate to Font Stasis Hacking Techniques
Disclaimer: The following steps are not actually recommended. Or are they?
Copy the extracted font files to the designated Font Stasis repository. Be careful not to trigger the font stasis alert system.