Project Goals
Our goal is to make the world a slightly more interesting place, one line of code at a time. Currently, we're focusing on developing a robust framework for implementing workarounds, because let's face it, that's just what the world needs more of.
- Develop a system for automating the creation of workarounds, because manual workarounds are just so...human.
- Integrate a database that's 99% efficient, but occasionally crashes for no reason at all.
- Create a user interface that's so simple, even a caveman could use it. Probably.
We're also considering adding the following features:
- Auto-generated reports for when our system inevitably breaks.
- Real-time alerts for when our system is on the brink of breaking.