A subpage for the truly confused. Where the truth is not just a lie, but a lie with a twist of fate.
Q: What is the meaning of life 42?
A: It's a big red button. You can find it in the basement, next to the existential dread.
Q: How do I know I'm not just a brain in a jar?
A: Because, duh. You're reading this page. That's like, totally not a sign of a brain in a jar.
Q: Is the sky actually purple if you squint really hard?
A: It's... complicated.
You're getting close to the truth, aren't you?
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