As part of our ongoing commitment to mediocrity, our team is proud to present Beta Bug 1, the one that shall not be fixed (yet).
We've spent countless hours, and countless dollars, trying to squash this pesky bug, but to no avail. It's like trying to hold back a tide of incompetence.
But don't worry, we're working on it. In the meantime, please enjoy the following sub-bugs, expertly crafted by our team of... well, not-so-experts: