Our Mission, Vision, Values

Mission:

To create software that is 99% functional, 1% fashionable.

Our Vision:

To become the most mediocre development team in the industry.

• Our Core Principles
• Our Management Style
• Our Annual Reviews
• Our Team Building

Our Values:

We value:

• Overwork
• Burnout
• Meetings
• Micromanaging

Our Team:

Meet the members of our team:

• John, our resident expert in doing nothing
• Jane, our specialist in pretending to be productive
• Bob, our king of the keyboard