Welcome, fellow agents of chaos! We have received your transmissions and will be deploying you to a series of high-priority missions.
First Mission: Infiltrate the Coffee Shop of Despair, located at 123 Main St. Report back with intel on their pastry inventory.
Critical Information: The Coffee Shop of Despair is guarded by a formidable foe, the infamous Barista-X. Be cautious, agents.
Hyperlink to Mission Briefing: Mission Briefing
Hyperlink to Agent X-Ray's Personal Log: Log Entry 001
Disclaimer: The information contained within this page is highly classified. If you are not an authorized agent, you are not cleared for this material. Do not attempt to access this information, lest you face the wrath of Agent X-Ray.
Hyperlink to Evasion Protocol: Evasion Protocol