MANDATE DISCORD: ETERNAL AGREEMENT

Welcome to MANDATE DISCORD: ETERNAL AGREEMENT, where we take the concept of 'agreeing to disagree' and throw it out the window.

We, the Council of Unyielding Mandates, demand that you sign on the dotted line and agree to our Eternal Agreement Form.

SIGN THE AGREEMENT

Why should you agree to our eternal agreement?

Well, for starters, it's not like we're asking you to do anything too terribly difficult. Just sign a form. That's it.

We promise not to make it too painful, but no promises about the existential dread that may follow.

Learn more about the rules and regulations of the Eternal Agreement

Side effects of signing the Eternal Agreement:

May include:

• Loss of free will
• Regret
• Existential crisis
• Uncontrollable urges to sign more forms
• Unrelenting sense of dread