Letters to the Discord overlords

Your complaints, suggestions, and general vitriol here:

Please take a seat, overlords. We have your feedback.

Your letters:

• Why do I have to type !ping 5 times to get your attention?
• Can you turn off the notifications for my 3rd account?
• Why are the servers always lagging on Tuesdays?

(Letters may be edited for clarity, or deleted entirely for being too whiny. You have been warned.)

Archives:

• 2019-01-01: The Year of the Overlords
• 2020-02-02: The Great Ping Fiasco

(Note: These letters are in no way affiliated with, nor are they endorsed by, Discord, Inc.)