Mandate Explained

Because the government's instructions weren't clear, we've taken the liberty to interpret and simplify.

The Mandate: A Guide for the Confused

According to the government, this is what it means:

DO THIS. NO, WAIT, DO THAT. NO, REALLY DO THIS. UGH, JUST GO READ THE FINE PRINT.

But What Does it Really Mean?

Let us break it down for you:

• Do not do something.
• But actually, do the opposite.
• If you're still confused, just pretend you understand, and hope nobody asks you questions.
• Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum until you're certain you're doing it wrong.

Submandate: The Fine Print

Read this section carefully, or risk being audited:

Disclaimer

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Next Steps

Now that you've got the basics down, it's time to move on to more complex topics:

FAQs

Frequently Asked Questions:

• Q: What does it mean?
• A: It means whatever it means.
• Q: Is it legal?
• A: Maybe.

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