Section 1: Mandate Legalese

Subsection 3: The Fine Print

By clicking "I Agree," you are agreeing to be bound by the terms of this fine print, which includes but is not limited to:

• Agreeing to be bound by the whims of our overlords
• Granting us permission to sell your soul to the highest bidder
• Accepting that you will not be able to read this fine print because it's written in a language that's been translated from Ancient Sumerian

By continuing to navigate this site, you are agreeing to all of the above. Don't worry, we'll make sure to put a smiley face on the contract for you to sign. 😉

For more information on how we're planning to use your soul, see Subsection 2: The Soul-Sucking Clause.