MANDATE LEGALESE: SECTION 2, SUBSECTION 3

Subsection 3: Mandatory Fun

By order of the Supreme Overlord of the Interwebs, you are hereby required to have fun. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Paragraph 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Subsubsection 1, Subsubsubsection 1: The Funnier You Be, The Better You'll Be

Go back to Section 1, where the fun never ends.

The Fine Print:

You are required to wear the Fun Hat of Joy at all times while browsing this subsection. Failure to do so will result in the Unfun Hat of Despair being placed on your head.

Section 1.5: The Fun Police

Don't bother trying to contact us, we'll be watching you. We have Fun Cops patrolling the servers, ready to pounce on any non-compliance.

Proceed to Subsection 4, where the fun gets even worse.

Subsection 3.1: The Unfun Hat of Despair

Back to Section 2, where the fun is still somewhat present.