MANDATE MEMOIRS - Committee of Influence

In a shocking turn of events, we have been mandated to write the most boring committee meeting minutes the world has ever seen.

Meeting Notes:

1. We met. At 3pm on a Tuesday. In a conference room with stale coffee.

2. Someone mentioned the economy. We all nodded.

3. We ate donuts. Or, at least, someone did. We're still not sure who.

Subcommittee Reports:

Subcommittee of the Influenced - Our team of highly influential individuals who are somehow influencing the committee to do their bidding.

Subcommittee of the Influencers - Our group of highly influential individuals who are influencing the committee to do even more of their bidding.