Article 1, Section 2, Subsection 3: We shall not be silenced, nor shall we be stopped in our pursuit of virtual domination.
Article 2, Section 3, Subsection 4: We demand an end to the scourge of poorly made memes, and an era of supremacy of dankness.
Article 3, Section 5, Subsection 6: We, the Pwnz0r Squad, shall not rest until the world is remade in our image, with pixelated perfection.
Read on to learn the secrets of our glorious past.