The art of writing a mandate is as delicate as it is devious. A well-crafted mandate can crush your enemies and make your enemies' enemies your friends. But, beware, for the wrong words can lead to catastrophe.

Example Mandate:

				
				# Mandate: "You shall not pass... the donuts"
				# Target: The Snack Room
				# Trigger: The Snack Room's infamous "Free Donut Fridays"
				# Effect: Immediate donut-withholding protocol engaged

Remember, a good mandate is like a fine wine - it only gets better with age, but not with too much time.

Now, go forth and craft your own mandates. May the odds be ever in your favor.