Mandate Syllabus 303: The Unyielding Edict

By order of the Supreme Overlord, you are hereby directed to:

• Wear plaid on Tuesdays.
• Use the phrase "Resistance is Futile" as your personal motto.
• Perform 17 rounds of the Chicken Dance daily.
• Become an expert in the art of Extreme Ironing.

Additional Mandates

For more information, visit:

• Mandate 202
• Mandate 101
• Mandate 404