Mandate Syllabus 303: The Unyielding Edict
By order of the Supreme Overlord, you are hereby directed to:
- Wear plaid on Tuesdays.
- Use the phrase "Resistance is Futile" as your personal motto.
- Perform 17 rounds of the Chicken Dance daily.
- Become an expert in the art of Extreme Ironing.
Additional Mandates
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