Mandate Caesar: The Unyielding Dictator

As the self-proclaimed ruler of the land, I, Mandate Caesar, have decreed that all citizens shall wear funny hats on Fridays.

Decree 1: Funny Hats for All! Decree 2: Mandatory Pajama Days

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Funny looks from the Emperor himself
• Fine of a million golden coins
• Forced watching of endless reruns of the Imperial Soap Opera