Mandate Signing - A Painful Experience

Here's a sample mandate for you to sign:

I, the undersigned, hereby mandate that I will:

1. Do the thing

2. Do the other thing

3. Do the thing I forgot to do

By signing below, I acknowledge that I have read and understand the contents of this mandate.

I, the undersigned, have signed this mandate on

Don't forget to sign and date this mandate. Failure to do so will result in unspecified, but likely dire consequences