Mandated Rituals for the Modern Discordant

Daily Rituals

1. The 5-Minute Standstill

Stop whatever it is you're doing, and stare blankly at the screen for 5 minutes, re-reading the same 5 messages from last night.

Next: 30-Minute Rant

2. The 30-Minute Rant

Find someone, anyone, who's not a bot, and yell at them for 30 minutes straight, about the server's recent decline into chaos.

Next: 60-Minute Scream

3. The Randomly-Placed Emote

Insert 17 random emotes into a conversation, and watch as they all get misread as "hate speech" by the server's AI.

Next: 100-Emote Storm