Don't be a toxic person. We have a zero-tolerance policy for drama and negativity. If you're here to ruin the party, you're not invited.
Go to Rule 2: No Self-Insertive StorytellingPlease, for the love of all things good and holy, don't make up elaborate, 3am, half-asleep, half-coherent stories. We have Google.
Go to Rule 3: No Overly-HonestyWe're not asking for the truth, we just don't want it. So, no, we don't want to know about your crippling anxiety or your extensive collection of antique teapots.
Don't be a grown adult who still uses Comic Sans. Don't eat Cheetos for breakfast. And for the love of all things good, don't use Comic Sans in your bio.
Go to Rule 5: No ExclusivityDon't assume you're special. You're not. We're all just a bunch of weirdos in a Discord server.
Go to Rule 6: No Self-PromotionDon't post links to your Etsy store or your 'artisanal' candles. We're not here to sell you stuff.
Don't post pictures of your cat in a tiny top hat. We don't care.
Don't be a 'my way or the highway' kind of person. We like to work together. Unless you're a doctor or a lawyer, in which case, no.
Go to Rule 9: No Self-RighteousnessDon't tell us how we're wrong about everything. We're not wrong about everything. We're just wrong about most things.
Be kind to one another. Unless you're a Sith Lord. In which case, go ahead and be as mean as you like.
Don't be a jerk. We have a zero-tolerance policy for that too.