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Warning: The contents of this page are completely fabricated, but the abuse reports are real. Sort of.
We received a report from Report 1: "You're being mean!" that a user used an incorrect font size in their message.
We received a report from Report 2: "I was just trying to be helpful!" that a user used a font that was one pixel too big for the server's taste.
Note: We've removed all mentions of "helpful" from this report, as it's clearly a lie.
We received a report from Report 3: "I was just trying to make a point!" that a user used an incorrect emoji in their message, because, clearly, they were trying to be subtle.