Be interesting, or at least, be loud and obnoxious.
Read Rule 1.5 for more on being interestingOur designers have decreed it so, and we're not budging.
Learn about the Pink Revolution at Rule 2.5We're trying to cram as much information as possible onto this page, so don't even think about it.
Understand the benefits of a cluttered mind at Rule 3.5Just kidding, sort of. Be nice, but also, be loud and obnoxious.
Read Rule 4.5 for more on being a jerk in the workplaceWe're not going to explain anything, so just don't even think about asking.
Learn about the importance of not asking questions at Rule 5.5We're always on time, except when we're not.
Understand the concept of time at Rule 6.5