Asteroid Formal

Rules for Intergalactic Trekking

Welcome, space traveler, to the asteroid belt's premier formal etiquette guide. Please review these rules before proceeding:

• Always wear a spacesuit that's at least 50% polyester. Anything less is just not formal enough.
• Address other asteroids with their correct formal title (e.g., "Honorable Planetoid" or "Distinguished Asteroid Lord/Lady").
• Use the Galactic Standard Unit of Measure (GSUM) for any interstellar trade or exchange. One kilo-metric ton is the minimum.
• Never refer to a nebula as a "cloudy mess." Instead, use the formal term "cosmic suds."

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