Intergalactic Trekkie Rules: Penalties

Rule 1: Don't be a space-case

First offense: 1-space-unit fine. Repeated offenses: Temporal displacement.

• Definition of "space-case": Any behavior that's more annoying than a G'Gugtch.
• Example: talking during a holodeck holofilm

Rule 2: No unauthorized warp-speeding

First offense: 10-space-unit fine. Repeated offenses: Mandatory visit to the nearest space-surgeon.

• Definition of "unauthorized warp-speeding": Any attempt to exceed 10% of maximum warp speed without clearance.
• Example: trying to get to the warp-core in under 3 parsecs

Exceptions to the Rules

For those who insist on breaking the rules.