Rogue Trekkie Rules

Welcome, Space Scoundrels, to the most infamous galaxy of intergalactic rulebooks. Here's what you can expect:

• Don't even think about trying to steal our warp plasma. We've got the best security in the sector.
• When in doubt, just press the panic button. It's not a bad idea, reallyประก.
• Trekkies who bring their own spoons are the ones who get the best snacks.
• Do not under any circumstances attempt to haggle with our AI-powered accounting system. It's already won several galaxy-wide debates.