Mandatory Mumbling Office Supplies and Binding Agents

Welcome to the office supply and binding agent hub of Mandatory Mumbling! Here, you'll find all the necessary tools for your next big meeting, report, or awkward social encounter.

Check out our extensive collection of:

Supplies

Mumbling Staplers

Penalizing Post-it Notes

View our supply registry for a list of all our available supplies.

Learn more about our binding agents.

Binding Agents

Binding agents are the unsung heroes of mandatory mulling. They're the ones that hold your reports and meeting notes together with an unyielding grip of bureaucratic ferocity.

Learn more about the Binding Agents Union and their demands for better pay and working conditions.

Supply Registry

View a list of all our available supplies.