MANDATORY SCHEDULE
Today's Mandatory Activities:
- 9:00 AM - Wake up, immediately regret your life choices
- 10:00 AM - Check social media for existential dread
- 11:00 AM - Stare blankly into the void of existence
- 12:00 PM - Optional Breakfast (But Let's Be Real, You Know You're Going to Need It)
- 1:00 PM - Mandatory Lunch Break: Eat a whole pizza by yourself
- 2:00 PM - Engage in pointless office gossip
- 3:00 PM - Compulsory Nap (Don't @ us)
- 4:00 PM - More staring into the void
- 5:00 PM - Pretend to be interested in your job
- 6:00 PM - Endless scrolling through memes