The Great Server Scapegoat

In this esteemed subpage, we shall discuss the art of assigning blame to the most unlikely of servers.

Server 1: The Uncooperative

• Forced to use Windows
• Forced to play Nickelback at all hours of the night
• Forced to eat an entire pizza by oneself in one sitting

Server 2: The Inconsiderate

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• Forced to watch an endless loop of ASMR videos
• Forced to listen to elevator music in the break room
• Forced to wear a 'I'm With Stupid' t-shirt to work

Server 3: The Unpredictable

• Forced to play a game of 'Would You Rather' for an entire shift
• Forced to attend a meeting that's just a PowerPoint presentation of clipart
• Forced to use Comic Sans as the official font

Server 4: The Enigmatic

• Forced to communicate solely through interpretive dance
• Forced to eat an entire jar of wasabi by hand
• Forced to participate in a trust-building exercise using only rubber chickens