Rule 1: Don't be a Blerp

Don't even think about it, just don't.

Never Be a Lerp

Rule 2: Only use the approved color palette

Stick to the approved colors: #FF0000, #008000, #00008B, #f7f7f7, and #000000.

Neo-Brutalist Color Scheme

Rule 3: No smooth transitions allowed

Don't even think about using transitions, animations, or any other smooth stuff. It's all about the jarring jolt.

Transitions Are the Enemy

Rule 4: Hyperlinks for the win!

Make sure every link is a click-baited, eye-searing nightmare. We want you to click, click, CLICK!

Hyperlinks Are the Answer

Rule 5: Be a master of the absurd

Turn every request into a ridiculous, satirical, or absurd parody. We're not here to make sense, we're here to make you laugh.

Being Absurd is Optional