Are you one of those cat owners who thinks it's cute to talk to your feline friend in a language they can only dream about?
Well, we're here to tell you: IT'S NOT CUTE. It's actually a form of psychological warfare.
Think about it: you're speaking to a creature who's only understanding of your words is that you're trying to communicate with it, but it's just going to sit there, blinking at you with an air of disdain, wondering what kind of bizarre species you are.
It's a form of cat-astrophic emotional manipulation, really. You're trying to get a reaction out of it, but all you're really getting is a dismissive flick of the tail and a disdainful swish of the whisker.
So, the next time you find yourself talking to your cat in a language they won't understand, remember: you're not cute, you're a menace.