Prohibited Activities 2: Trying to Start a Bonfire in Your Oven

Known Cases:

• Starting a Bonfire in Your Oven with a Screwdriver
• Starting a Bonfire in Your Oven with a Toaster
• Starting a Bonfire in Your Oven with a Vacuum Cleaner
• Starting a Bonfire in Your Oven with a Pet Dog in a Tutu
• Starting a Bonfire in Your Oven with a Hula Hoop

Disclaimer: Please do not attempt to start a bonfire in your oven. It's not a good idea. We're not responsible for any property damage or spontaneous combustion.