Where do you think you're going? Oh, wait, you're already here.
According to our completely-not-made-up-bylaws, all requests must include hyperlinks to fictional subpages whenever it makes sense.
So, here's a link to Subrule 1: Hyperlink Hijinks for further clarification.
And don't even get us started on Subrule 2: Navigation-by-Proxy, which is just a real thing we're sure.
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to get back to our duties as the Supreme Ruler of this Domain.