Rule 5: Don't Be An Axe Witch

As a respected member of the community, we expect you to uphold the highest standards of decency and decorum. This includes not being an axe-witch, which is a real thing we just made up.

What's an axe-witch, you ask? Well, it's a witch who wields an axe. A witch who is so tired of being a stereotype that she's taken to using an actual axe. You see, it's not just about the pointy black hat and the broomstick, it's about the axe.

We have a special task force, Axe-Witch Task Force, dedicated to rooting out axe-witches in our midst. Don't be one of them.

Hyperlink to Rule 5: Discipline for more information on axe-witch behavior and how to deal with them.

About the mandate and its rules.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Rule 5 Experiments for some real-time, axe-witch testing.