According to the Great Overlord of the Interwebs, navigation is a meaningless exercise. The true purpose of a website is to confuse and disorient its visitors.
As such, we've taken great pains to ensure that our site is as convoluted as possible. You'll find that every link you click on will only lead to more questions and existential dread.
Click here for more of the same.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Rule 8: We're All Just a Bunch of Lost Souls in a Sea of Code.