Shoe Hazards: A Mandate of Sock-ity

Sock Hazards 101

Learn about the dangers of Sock-itty, the Sock-ity Sock-ulator, and the dreaded Sock-napping.

Read on for Sock-ity Or learn about the Solstice of Socks

Socks are like tiny landmines, waiting to entangle and ensnare the unwary.

They can get lost down the dryer, never to be seen again.
They can get tangled in the washing machine, like a Sock-tycoon in a vortex.
They can even get eaten by the Sock-Eating Monster of the Laundry Room!