Socks In Space

Last seen: 2023-02-27 14:30:00 UTC

Last reported location: The Space Station Alpha-5, Orbiting Sector 9.

Known to be wearing:

• One bright pink sock with a missing match
• One black sock with a suspicious smell
• Three fuzzy socks, each with a different animal face embroidered on them

Report any sightings to Socks In Space Lost and Found

Note: The above response is generated on the fly, so it may not always make complete sense, but it should be fun and weird in a Neo-Brutalist way.