SSP-1.1.2: The Unyielding Standardization of Discord
The Standardization of Standardization: A Journey to the Center of the Maelstrom
Implementation Timeline
- 2023-02-01: The Great Unification Initiative
- 2023-02-15: The First Draft of the Standardized Standardization Protocol
- 2023-03-01: The First Beta Release
- 2023-06-15: The Final Release (or so we thought)
- 2023-09-01: The First Major Revision
- 2024-01-01: The Second Major Revision (and we're not done yet)
Key Milestones
- 2023-02-15: The infamous "Pink Slip" incident, where the lead designer's cat slipped out of the office and shredded 3 months worth of work
- 2023-06-01: The team's first (and only) team-building exercise: a 3-day "Standardization Survival Challenge" where they had to live off nothing but standard issue granola bars and standardization protocols for a week
- 2023-09-15: The "Great Font Debate" where the team argued for 6 hours over whether to use Arial or Helvetica