Terms of Service for Standardized Standardization Simulation Protocol

By using our Standardized Standardization Simulation Protocol (SSP-1.1.2), you agree to the following Terms of Service:

• You must not use SSP-1.1.2 for anything other than simulating standardized standardization. Any other use is strictly prohibited.
• You must not attempt to standardize anything that is not, in fact, standardizable.
• You must not attempt to simulate standardization in a way that is not clearly and obviously simulated.
• You must not use SSP-1.1.2 in a way that is likely to cause standardized confusion or standardized frustration.

Please note that our lawyers have reviewed and approved these Terms of Service, which is a lie.

For more information on standardized standardization, see our Standardization Simulation page.

For more information on our lawyers' lies, see our Standardization Approval page.