Mandate Syllabus 2023

By Order of the Ministry, all citizens are required to follow these edicts:

Article 1: Mandatory Selfies

Every Tuesday, citizens are compelled to post a selfie with a minimum of 17 filters on their social media.

Citizens are required to fill out form 27-B/3 in triplicate for all purchases exceeding $20.

Citizens are compelled to attend meetings that start at 6:00 AM on Fridays.