Standard Issue 4: Flowchart of Ineptness

Step 1: Ignore the Problem

Don't bother investigating. Just pretend it's not a thing.

Proceed to Step 2 More Ignorance

Step 2: Blame Someone Else

Shift responsibility to the nearest scapegoat.

Point to the Intern Blame the Intern

Step 3: Create a Fake Solution

Make something sound impressive, even if it doesn't fix the problem.

Introduce the "Solution" Fake Solution Factory

Step 4: Implement the "Solution"

Apply the fake solution, despite its ineptness.

Push the Button Press the Button

Step 5: Profit!

Collect the paychecks, despite the chaos.

Collect the Loot Collect the Loot