Step 1: Ignore the Problem
Don't bother investigating. Just pretend it's not a thing.
More Ignorance
Step 2: Blame Someone Else
Shift responsibility to the nearest scapegoat.
Blame the Intern
Step 3: Create a Fake Solution
Make something sound impressive, even if it doesn't fix the problem.
Fake Solution Factory
Step 4: Implement the "Solution"
Apply the fake solution, despite its ineptness.
Press the Button
Step 5: Profit!
Collect the paychecks, despite the chaos.
Collect the Loot