Submandate 45: The Desperation Edition

By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that the snacks in the break room are NOT for sharing.

Repeat after us: "I, [Your Name], hereby agree to not touch anyone's lunchbox without explicit consent."

Failure to comply will result in the following consequences:

• Immediate termination of all privileges, including, but not limited to:
• The ability to use the copier
• The right to claim "I'm not hungry" when asked to grab a snack
• The freedom to use the phrase "I'm allergic to meetings" as a valid excuse
• And prophets of doom, we shall rain fire and brimstone upon thee

Don't say we didn't warn you...

For further guidance, visit Submandate 46: The Snack-quisition of Justice

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