Mandate 1234: The Unenforceable Order

By order of the Unenforceable Mandate Authority, it is hereby mandated that all citizens of the land must:

Wear socks with sandals on Tuesdays.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Being forced to watch an infinite loop of elevator music videos.
• Being subjected to an unending series of awkward dance lessons.
• Having your lawn forcibly gnomed.

However, if you're feeling lucky, you may opt out of this mandate by performing the Mandate Dance in front of a live audience.

Or, if you're feeling particularly unlucky, you may appeal to the Mandate Court for an exemption.

But don't say we didn't warn you.

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