Mandate Enforcement 1234: Reasons for Coffee Utopia

Reason 1: Because Caffeine is Life

In a world where mornings are hard, we need a mandate for coffee. A world where every day starts with a cup, every day ends with a cup, and every day is better with a cup.

Reason 2: Caffeine is the Answer

Reason 2: Caffeine is the Answer

From the existential dread of Monday mornings to the existential crisis of Tuesday afternoons, a shot of espresso is all we need.

Reason 3: Because Adulting is Hard

Reason 3: Because Adulting is Hard

We're not just talking about adulting as a verb, we're talking about the existential dread of being an adult. A good cup of coffee makes it all worthwhile.

Reason 4: Caffeine is the New Therapy