You have been accused of violating Mandate 1234, subsection 1: "Excessive use of bright colors is hereby prohibited."
However, our advanced AI-powered Prophesy-O-Matic 3000 has detected a 99.9% likelihood of your imminent success.
You are hereby mandated to report to the Mandate Enforcement Agency for further questioning.
Click here for more information on Mandate 1234, subsection 2: "Unrelenting use of all-caps is hereby forbidden."Your predicted likelihood of success: 99.9%
Probability of getting away with it: 0.1%
Recommended course of action: Run. Run very fast.