It seems you have committed the egregious offense of violating Mandate 1234 for the second time. Your transgression has been noted and will be reported to the Council of Compliance Officers.
Reason 2: "Excessive use of sarcasm in the break room."
Recommended Action: Attend a mandatory seminar on "The Importance of Tone in Workplace Communication."
Return to the Mandate 1234 Violation 1 for more information.