Mandatory Mustache Regulations

By Order of the Council of Facial Hair Authorities, all mustaches in the land must adhere to the following regulations:

Article 1: Mustache Length and Width

Mustaches must be no less than 2 inches in length and no more than 10 inches in width. Any mustache exceeding these dimensions will be subject to fines.

Subsection 1: Mustache Length Measurement Subsection 2: Mustache Width Measurement

Article 2: Mustache Color

Mustaches may be dyed or colored, but only with hues approved by the Council of Facial Hair Authorities. Any unauthorized colors will result in a mustache ban.

Subsection 3: Approved Colors

Article 3: Mustache Maintenance Mandatory Mustache Regulations - Subsection 1: Mustache Length Measurement

Subsection 1: Mustache Length Measurement

To ensure accurate length measurement, mustaches must be measured in inches. Any mustache exceeding 10 inches in length will be subject to fines.

Measurement Methods

  1. Using a standard ruler
  2. Using a mustache-measuring app
  3. Using a team of trained mustache measurers
/subpage-2 Mandatory Mustache Regulations - Subsection 2: Mustache Width Measurement

Subsection 2: Mustache Width Measurement

To ensure accurate width measurement, mustaches must be measured in inches. Any mustache exceeding 4 inches in width will be subject to fines.

Measurement Methods

  1. Using a standard ruler
  2. Using a mustache-measuring app
  3. Using a team of trained mustache measurers
/subpage-3 Mandatory Mustache Regulations - Subsection 3: Approved Colors

Subsection 3: Approved Colors

The following colors are approved for mustaches:

Any other color may be subject to fines.