Our Address:
1234 Mandate Lane, Mandateville, USA 12345
Our Phone Number:
1-800-MANDATE-9
Our Email:
Hours of Operation:
Monday to Friday, 8am to 5pm (excluding holidays)
Please note that our mandate enforcers are not robots, but highly trained individuals who will not hesitate to use their laser-guided stun guns.
Also, please do not attempt to contact us via carrier pigeon or Morse code, as we have a strict no-pigeon policy.