Mandate 9021: Harmonica Ban Enforcement

Break Room: Harmonica Ban HQ

The Harmonica Ban is a real thing, and we're not kidding. You're not allowed to play that annoying, ear-piercing instrument in our break room. It's the law.

Enforceable Offenses:

• Blaring harmonica during work hours
• Playing harmonica in a manner that disrupts the work environment
• Refusing to wear earplugs when ordered to do so

Penalties:

• Fines of up to 1000 units of our company's currency (the 'Bucks')
• Forced attendance at mandatory Harmonica-Abatement Therapy sessions
• Temporary reassignment to the 'Isolation Room' for up to 6 hours

Subpages:

• Who gets to Enforce the Harmonica Ban?
• Exceptions to the Rule
• What Happens if I Refuse to Enforce the Ban?