In this, the fifth phase of Mandate 9021, we've finally reached the point where our carefully crafted plans are beginning to unravel like a tapestry in a hurricane.
As our systems begin to fail, we're seeing an uptick in reported incidents of 'unplanned downtime'. It's like the whole system is just... having a meltdown.
Our users are getting a little testy. We're seeing an increase in complaints about 'unreasonable delays' and 'inefficient workflows'. It's like they're trying to herd cats, but the cats are all wearing roller skates.
At this point, we're starting to wonder if any of this was ever a good idea. It's all just a big exercise in futility, like trying to hold water in a colander using only a colander.
Because, why not? We're just gonna keep on going, even though it's all clearly doomed. After all, there's still Phase 5.5.